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The kid screamed, bolted out of the stall mid-stream, and left a wet trail across the tile floor while yelling, "The toilet is trying to eat me!" 4. Romance and Ruin: Date Night Disasters
: Trying to find a discreet bush only to realize you’re on a very popular hiking trail. funny pee stories
People have come up with countless ways to describe the act, from slang terms to fancy euphemisms : : Tinkle, wee, wiz, or "taking a leak." The kid screamed, bolted out of the stall
To cope, Marcus began to pace aggressively. He did bizarre, rhythmic heel-drops to lock his muscles down. When asked a complex question about data security, his brain short-circuited. He squeezed his eyes shut and blurted out, "Security is tight, tight, incredibly tight!" while visibly trembling. He did bizarre, rhythmic heel-drops to lock his muscles down
One of our favorite submissions comes from a hiker named Sarah. While trekking through a busy national park, the urge hit like a freight train. With no bathroom in sight, she ducked behind a large boulder just off the trail. She checked left. She checked right. Clear.
One camper, waking up dazed, mistook their sleeping bag for the doorway, leading to a very wet (and very confused) tent mate.
