“He saw my badge. He asked why a cop was in his head. I told him I’m just watching. But now he’s awake, and he’s posting about me. So here’s the UPD: If you’re dreaming and you see a man in a dark blue uniform with the nameplate ‘JARED,’ do not engage. Let me finish my round.”
“I can’t,” said the girl. “You promised you wouldn’t leave me alone. You just don’t remember making the promise.”
is marketed within the adult industry as a "straight cop," a common trope used in these types of niche media productions .
